The Fabulous RescueGirl Blog!

Can I write about how horrible gluten-free bread is? Can I write about the fact that I've been looking for an indestructible, submarine submergible eyebrow pencil? Can I write about the fact that writing on this blog is making me feel really self-conscious?

For guidance and self-assurance I went to Moby's journal (I like his music and animal activism) since he's a veteran at this stuff and well, it looks like he's just self-promoting and worse just babbling--he talks about going to the dentist for %&#$*#* sake?!! OK, so I say to myself it's a "journal" not a "blog", maybe they're different? And then I realize I don't know the definition of a blog, so I look it up on ol' trusty dictionary.com and it says a blog is: To write entries in, add material to, or maintain a weblog. What does that mean? It sounds like an accounting ledger?!!

I guess I should just get outta my head and simply blog/babble. So, back to the eyebrow pencil (and I promise to never write about my dentist!). I have this fab makeup book by Kevin Aucoin; it's from the 80's, so it is full of big hair and gobs of makeup. I love it! He talks about how important eyebrows are and how they frame the face. The eyes are the windows to our souls, so they should be framed beautifully, right? Ever since reading Kevin's wisdom about eyebrows I pay close attention to mine and it is a good thing because they need work. So currently I'm obsessed about finding an eyebrow pencil that won't melt off my face this summer; being the consummate creative/clever type, I bought some body tattoo makeup (carnies use it) that stays on for weeks which is the goal I'm aiming for in the eyebrow department. The only problem, the pigments are so strong that I looked like Joan Crawford when I applied it. The search continues...